Favourite Humourous Quotes by the Famous

Every Monday I am gonna post some of my favourite humourous quotes by famous people. Some maybe from Politians, some from Actors and some from other famous figures.

This week I am gonna start with Winston Churchill.

I have chosen a few quotes by Churchill that I find amusing and love.

"As far as I can see you have used every cliche except 'God is Love' and 'Please adjust your dress before you leave'" (Said in Life December 1940, although he denied it to be true.) I love this quote for the pure fact it made me laugh and the sarcasm that is behind it. A thing like this to be said in wartime is rather humourous.

“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” I also found this one quite amusing, especially when I thought of it relating to Politics.

“Show me a young Conservative and I'll show you someone with no heart. Show me an old Liberal and I'll show you someone with no brains.” Again refering to Politics, this one made me laugh and made me think of what politics would be like today if Churchill was here now.

My final quote by Churchill I found very funny and is dedicated to a close friend of mine.

“We are all worms, But I do believe that I am a glow worm.”

So I say Thank you to Churchill for making me laugh even all the years.

Next week will be OSCAR WILDE.